Breaking News from “Portlandia”

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile. Mostly because there’s nothing more hilarious than the mental image of some precious hipster fretting about what to do actually do with his Urban Chickens when it’s time to change the bedding in the coop or load the Subaru for the drive to Coachella.

“It’s the stupid foodies,” Chicken Run Rescue owner Mary Britton Clouse also told the news channel. “We’re just sick to death of it…. People don’t know what they’re doing.

Apparently killing and eating the chickens is too much to ask. Hahahaha chicken hipsters.


Author: Scott

I am a married father of two. I graduated from Rock Bridge High School and then Mizzou before spending six years in the Washington, D.C. area. We returned to Columbia, Missouri in 2006.

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