“IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS.”

This has been around for a while, but still, soooo worth a read. A sample:

“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

Also:

Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real.

Thank me later.

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Author: Scott

I am a married father of two. I graduated from Rock Bridge High School and then Mizzou before spending six years in the Washington, D.C. area. We returned to Columbia, Missouri in 2006.

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