As you may have heard, the Midway exit is now home to a fourth-rate reality tv show called “Truck Stop Missouri.” I thought it might be fun, but it’s so obviously staged and unfunny that it may not even work as Mystery Science Theater 3000 material. I was okay with us looking like rubes (is anyone worth convincing otherwise actually going to watch this show?), but it turned out to just be unwatchably lame. Fake, phony, utterly-staged bullshit. On the other hand, the breakfast at the Perche Creek Yacht Club just up the road is pretty solid.