Ladies and gentlemen, Anthony Bourdain is coming to the Ozarks. Where would you send him?
In other news, Rachael Ray posts a “recipe” for cooking bacon in the microwave. The McRib sandwich – who eats this crap? Eric took my old smoker out for a run. Salume Beddu and our very own Patric Chocolate are up for a major award. The South Park episode skewering food porn is LOL funny. The Kansas City Wizards have changed their name to Sporting Kansas City (so that can also be the name of a rugby or lacrosse team…or something). A 13 year-old girl landed a 58-lb. bass but won’t eat it, saying, “I don’t like fish. I only like sushi.” And finally, some Chicago news anchors went bezerker after a producer briefly switched away from a live shot of a bridge implosion and they missed the actual explosion. Their freakout was waaaay better than some bridge blowing up anyway. Seriously, tantrums, self-loathing and spitting ensue. Instant classic.