Weekly Wrap

You may have heard about this little matter of a football game that’ll be played tomorrow. The Tribune has all the info and hype you can handle.

I’ve always hated the latex-gloves-are-cleaner routine, and this is why: They’re not actually cleaner. Wash yo damn hands. Walmart unveiled “global sustainable agriculture goals ” (Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, here.). Kampai claims to have found a way to grill “chicken breath.” Esquire’s released its “Trends We’d Like to Call a Thousand-Year Ban On,” among other things.

Quick hits:

  • After a seemingly interminable wait, the Chinese have finally perfected the live-crab vending machine
  • T. rex meat probably tasted like hawk (question: did any critter ever find this out firsthand?)
  • White Castle opens on Clark Lane Sunday at 9 a.m. (and 75,000 hungover Mizzou fans give thanks).
  • I endorse this man for governor of New York because the rent, quite simply, is too damn high. Watch the video.

Have a great weekend, and go Tigers!


Author: Scott

I am a married father of two. I graduated from Rock Bridge High School and then Mizzou before spending six years in the Washington, D.C. area. We returned to Columbia, Missouri in 2006.

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