Some asshole hit a kid on a bicycle over by Smithton AND THEN YELLED AT HIM BEFORE DRIVING OFF. Find this soulless moron:
A charcoal-colored Nissan Altima driven by what appeared to be a 50-to-60-year-old white male made a right turn onto Park de Ville Drive and struck the child, police said.
In other news…The Onion got to the bottom of the massive bee die-off that basically is going to kill us all. Andrew Veety says McDonalds’ hamburgers are, well, just read it. Even though KU is a giant fail-machine these days, Lawrence beats us in something. Seriously, no one has a German cookbook they like? I endorse “neo-bistros.”