Why do we not have events like this in Columbia? (Or do we just call them “Mizzou home football games?”)
After I get Taco Boat up and running I’m going to establish the “BudCoMo 10k.” It’ll be a road run in southern Boone County and feature BPA-free bottles of Budweiser products. So we don’t have the Golden Gate Bridge, but surely there’s a covered bridge on the way to McBaine. Seriously, first one to the Burr Oak and back wins. Afterward we’ll all cook crawdads in a can the end.