If you are not watching/DVR-ing Anthony Bourdain’s staggeringly good show on the Travel Channel you should not be reading this blog. Witness this encounter, from Manchuria:
Chinese guy: We’ll go for some really good lunch…for some really well cooked fat meat. It might scare you a bit.
Tony: Why, why?
Chinese guy: It looks fat…for every random Westerner, it looks so fat.
Tony: I am not any random Westerner, my friend. Fat is my middle name.
Watch Tony’s show, and get hungry.