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The insane, moralistic grandstanding around Michael Phelps reaches its inevitable climax:

“Michael’s most recent behavior is not consistent with the image of Kellogg,” company spokeswoman Susanne Norwitz said. “His contract expires at the end of February, and we have made a decision not to extend his contract.”

Let me get this straight. Michael Phelps, one of the greatest athletes of all time, is not consistent with the image of Kellogg because he smoked some pot. Generations of prediabetic, sausage-fingered kids marinated in Froot Loops, Pop Tarts and Eggos? No problem.

Oh, and Kellogg himself? Unreconstructed lunatic.

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Author: Scott

I am a married father of two. I graduated from Rock Bridge High School and then Mizzou before spending six years in the Washington, D.C. area. We returned to Columbia, Missouri in 2006.

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